Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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