I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
