You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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