he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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