I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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