I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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