You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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