i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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