I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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