are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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