I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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