why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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