I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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