Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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