"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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