Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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