I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
These tits shall not be calmed
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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