real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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