weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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