David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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