Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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