The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
That's how pantless uber rides happen
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
