I got chris browned last night
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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