my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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