Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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