Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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