oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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