I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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