I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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