this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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