I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Randomize
