Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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