I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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