If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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