Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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