I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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