so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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