You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
