no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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