i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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