Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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