handjob tips. give me some.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Randomize
