My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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