Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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