i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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