I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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