Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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