Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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