Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
