I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Farmville is her only friend.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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