why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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