mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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