Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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