just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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