"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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