haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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