I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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